Abridged history of Ancoysnd (formerly called Ancoysd, but the spelling got convulted), the odd jobs man:
Some time ago, Freelance was one of the regulars at the 'Tavern, along with his other half, Alantrium. But they both went away for a while. Alantrium somehow became the Golden Knight, a movie star in a future earth, who is miraculously still there. Freelance returned briefly on a horse when everyone was in GenEX's brain, (just missing Alantrium as the Golden Knight, also on a horse) but the War Tavern was destroyed again, so he kept going. He left his horse there (which later got into LoTR) and went off somewhere to start a new life, which, after some thinking, he called himself Ancoysnd in.
Ancoysnd got several jobs, such as AMAZING MAN! the super hero, by Opposition Publishing Co. Inc. AMAZING GUY! was a comic book hero, who then went to the War Tavern with glasses making all his former friends look like monsters, and ended up almost beating them up until his glasses got broken, at which point he killed GenEX (who was later brought back to life by ULTRA NURSE!'s sidekick Cutey Pie, who would later die and be replaced by Hesheit) and ran away to get a new job, after being fired by ANTI-TUBBS, aka ANTE-TUBBES, who was evil then but no longer.
(The following was part of an erased timeline)
Ancyosnd was then involved, through no fault of his own, with Batty Buddy, Kovu, and some BeBop Cola machines. He got loose, and became temporary head of Nintendo, and set about making JJ3-5 before getting a stroke from watching Kazooie run around at breakneck speeds, causing him to be taken to the hospital.
(End of erased timeline)
He then got a job at Happy Puppy Pickle Co. Inc., doing various things. At one point, being a good employee, he dressed up as the Easter Bunny for Easter, and accidentally blew up the ground in front of the War Tavern.
That brings us approximately to where he is now, being captured by Running Gag Police.

Abridged history of Happy Puppy Pickle Co.:
First appearance of Happy Puppy Pickle Co. was in the erased timeline, with Kovu getting the job there instead of Ancoysnd. He and an employee called Charlie tried to deliver a bunch of pickles to the War Tavern, but the truck exploded (due to the pickles actually being bombs) and both went flying. Charlie got mixed up with Ducky, Cobra, Unknown and the assistant of the evil guy at the hospital Ancoysnd got taken to, while Kovu landed on Adventure Island and had an adventure with Disguise and Shigeru Miyamoto.
Later in the erased timeline, ANTI-TUBBS (who was in charge of it, and then still evil) sent three Happy Puppy Pickle Employees (whose names all began with B as in Boring) to an explosion site, to wait for Tubbs and kill him when he got there. They left just before he arrived, however, and got stepped on by Arncecroc.
Happy Puppy Pickle was again briefly mentioned in the really big fight just before the universe blew up (in the erased timeline), as ANTI-TUBBS and some Happy Puppy Pickle zombies showed up in it.
It then got mentioned briefly again saying that Ancoysnd got the job at Happy Puppy Pickle instead of Kovu (first mention in the existing timeline). Ancoysnd then, as was mentioned earlier, accidentally blew a hole in the ground in front of the War Tavern, dressed as the Easter Bunny promoting Happy Puppy Pickle Co. Pickles.
Sometime later, during the Hardware Store quest, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ bought ten boxes of Happy Puppy Pickle Co. Pickles, in order to get an inflatable limousine.
Most recent mention is now, with Ancoysnd being carried away from his interview for job promotion at Happy Puppy Pickle Co.
Note: Happy Puppy Pickle gets called either Co., Inc., or Co. Inc.