This is my first story post here, so don't expect an amazing piece of literary gold. ;P

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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a large black crow appeared. The crow was immense. Its claws looked like the talons of some great eagle from a Greek myth. Its curved and wretched beak twisted like bramble would around a wire fence. The crow opened its beak and let out a piercing shreik of rage that rattled the ground miles away. The shadow it cast upon the ground below became larger and larger as the crow descended. Acid peered up and saw one large black blur and dropped his bazooka.
There was a terrible silence.
There was a terrible sound.
There was a terrible silence.
And all was black.
Acid woke up with a start. He looked around. He was in some forest of some type. It was pitch black, but even through the enveloping darkness he could see the lush vegetation - carrots, raddishes, squash - of wherever he was. Millions of thoughts rushed to his head. Where am I? he asked himself out loud, knowing no answer would come. He wandered around for a while, tripping over the unlighted landscape until he found a sign dimly illuminated by the soft glow of the moonlight in front of what looked like a giant, majestic building. He brushed the ivy on it away and saw the words:

Welcome to Carrotus Castle