Vegeta attacks! Chaos guard586 takes 273 HP damage. Chaos Guard has fallen!
END BATTLE.
"This isn't fun anymore..." said Vegeta to no one in paticular. Just then, a mysterious chant filled the air...
'GOURSELFGOURSELFGOURSELFGOURSELFGOURSELFGOURSELF. ..'
"What the..?" The chanting continued. It started slow, but it became faster and more frequent. Soon, it was the only sound Vegeta could hear. "What's going on?!!" shouted Vegeta. "ANSWER ME!!!"
No answer. Just the chanted. Oh, the chanting, how it can drag a person from a stable mind to pure insanity in a matter of moments...
KER-SNAPCRACKLEPOPSICLESTICKFIGUREOFSPEECH! That was Vegeta's patience.

Vegeta has gone Super Saiyan 3!
Vegeta uses Uberbang.

Far away, in some dark, isolated space, a man named Darker was chanting an endless, ruthless chant. A chant that can oush a person over the edge at the drop of a hat.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Darker takes 9999999 HP damage. Darker has dropped off the face of the earth.
Vegeta powered down. He knew that the person wasn't the same one that trapped him here, but it was different...a spammer... "That's one problem solved," grumbled Vegeta as he took the escolater(sp?) to the next floor.

Darker, if you're trying to get yourself banned, you're doing a pretty good job. STOP. IT. NOW.
Risp: Yes. L_G carries around a deck of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Right now, they're just in a "waiting room" of sorts. The way I see it, ANY summoned monster comes from some sort of alternate demonsion, like the Shadow Realm. This where the monsters (L_G's, anyway) live until they are called into battle.

Jeanie pinned the Supreme Peep commander to the wall. "Tell me where the spell array plans are!" she shouted. Despite what the Peep leader was going through, he refused to speak. "Ugh, you're useless," grumbled Jeanie as she tossed him aside. After a thorough search of every square inch of the base that wasn't reduced to rubble, she found the plans. Jeanic skimmed through them and smiled. "We can make this better...much better!"

"Is L_G safely on board?" asked Jeanie as she returned from her trip. "Oh yes," Professer Jeff replied, rubbing his hands the way all mad scientists do. "We had a heck of a time finding him, too, given the random nature of this realm. You should've brought staight to me for safe keeping!"
Jeanie laughed. "Yeah, well, I bet Beth was lazy anyway. Prepare for launch; we're leaving."
"Yes, ma'am!"

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