BAH. I LIVE, MORTALS.

In other words, I've been lazy. Here I come! >=)

L_G sat there, waiting. Kamikura fiddled with the camera for a bit, but it soon spewed out smoke and exploded in a shower of sparks. "Is this really necessary?" Kamikura asked, wiping the soot from his face. "Can't you just email him or something?"
"They can trace it, and unless I tell them what really happened when I came to the JCF, they'll hunt me down like those accursed Flying Lizards in JJ2," L_G replied. "I'll make another one," he said as Kamikura was about to fetch another camera.
With a snap of his fingers and a mere thought, a brand new digital video recorder materialized on the tripod. "This one won't blow up, I promise!" said Kamikura gleefully as he turned it on.
L_G smirked. "Don't worry. It's so easy to use, I doubt even you can wreck it."
Kamikura gave him a 'I'm a lot smarter than that' look, then said, "We're rolling. Start whenever you're ready."
L_G cleared his throat and began:
"Greetings Risp, and/or Stratn if you're there. If you're watching this, you may think I'm about to announce my plans for universal domination, but that is not true. I am not the enemy you're searching for. All this time, ever since I set foot on the JCF, the L_G you've been fighting is an imposter, intending to destroy me by any means necessary. And he could have succeeded if I hadn't sent the Elemental Guardians after him. He could have taken over my dimension, yours, and many others, but that isn't important. What is important is that he must be punished for the crimes against both of us and others that have suffered. Leaders of the Peep Army, I give to you Newb, the real enemy behind this conspiracy!"
The camera swiveled to L_G's right, pointing at a set of double metal doors. the doors opened, and as cold mist filled the room, the inside of the room was revealed. Kamikura and L_G gasped in shock.
It appeared that something was kept in here before, but there was nothing but shards of red ice and a huge blast mark on the wall. It looked like the blast was meant to puncture a hole in the wall, but failed somehow.
"This...this is impossible!!" stammered L_G.
"Well, you DID give him super author powers," Kamikura remarked, holding the camera over his shoulder.
"But nothing like this! We have to find him immediately!!!"
"Should I stop recording?"
"No," L_G began. "If we stop recording, we won't have any evidence to prove this happened."
"Well, what SHOULD we do? Newb nearly wiped us out once before..."
"Put everyone on full alert. Goku, Sonic, Optimus, everyone. We're rounding up the Dream Fighters bagging us a marshmallow. Maybe we can find Nadia too...and give that camera to a Lakitu, for goodness' sake!!!"
Kamikura rolled his eyes. "Of course, how silly of me." He handed it over to a turtle-like creature who was floating on a cloud somewhere in his vicinity, as if it had been there forever. He seemed anxious to put the camera on a fishing pole and dangle it overhead, recording Kamikura's movements, which he thought was pretty lame. 'In all the games I played, the camera was never held by someone else. L_G must be more insane than I thought...and is leaving without me. Get a move on, genius!' he thought to himself as they headed outside to the garage.

I'll try to minimize Video Game/Anime/Cartoon appearances as much as possible this time around.