Location
New York or Ontario. Ontario gets my official vote. If it loses, transfer my vote to New York.

Month
No idea. I know at least some of the summer I'll be unavailable.

Days
No way in hell am I going on a trip that costs more than 1000 bucks and only stay 2 days. Mon-Fri.

Activities
Depends on city. A LAN party would rule, but I somehow get the feeling that won't happen.

Funds
I'd bascially have to travel across the whole continent. In other words, expensive. So depend on other people for extra funds. Assuming I even can afford to go.