Ah...so we heard you, Kiku, but alas! no one bothered to listen to you. I am the one, and only, person who knows who you are! And I'm also the only one who cares!
What's this about rubber chickens? All I do with them is smack Melissa. No, I'm not that mean...  I'd rather smack someone else.
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Mr. Speaker, the Speaker for the House of Representatives, welcomes you. Sit back and try not to look too bored when he starts rambling.
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