Que Passa!!!!
Meanwhile, Batty- who had NOT been dragged out of the portal, was trying to figure out where the heck he was...
It appeared to be a large forest- which Batty didn't mind all that much; he had been born and raised in a forest, but not in one where all the trees looked like they had faces.
"Geese..." he said timidly. "This is some serious Scooby Doo stuff going down here." He started to walk where the woods looked thinner, singing a little diddy he had no idea where he heard it from, but it seemed approprite.
"Oo-ree-o, Coooookies, Oo-ree-o, Coooookies, Oo-ree-o, Coooookies," Soon he heard sounds comming from the bush and sang another song.
"Possums, and Raccoons, and Owls- Oh my...Possums, and Raccoons, and Owls- Oh my...Possums, and Raccoons, and Owls- Oh my..."
Suddenly, he stopped and felt something bump into his leg from behind. With a heroic cry of "PLEASEDON'TKILLME!PLEASEDON'TKILLME!" he turned around and saw a little black dog.
"How long have YOU been following me?" Asked Batty. The dog barked and jumped into his arms. "I hate to tell you, mutt, but I'm as lost as you are." He reached for his nametag. "What's your name, anyway... 'Toto'? Didn't I see you on those 'Lone Ranger' movies?"
Suddenly, out of the shadows popped a large owl wearing an cheifs hat. That was enough of a hint for Batty to get his little edible tail the heck outta there in a hurry, with the dog in his wings, and the owl on his heals.
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...I wonder why..."
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