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BæÅüMàÑ

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Jul 4, 2001, 07:07 AM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! why is it that hardly anyone here has played StarCraft *mutters* bah! For those who don't play StarCraft(Go Blizzard Ent.!) and wants to know wat a zergling is, read here, if not, skip this... anyhow, a Zergling is an alien form that is part of a completely biological race, consuming everything in it's path (somewat simalar to the borg, in a sense... cept they destroy more and don't have any technology). The zergling itself is considered the grunt soldier, i guess u could say, and as for wat it looks like, it has a brow reptilic skin, cept u can't really see the scales, their a little bigger than ur average sized Husky dog, and have these 2 front claws that usually rip at people's skin(in our case, fur), which they have a very fast attack rating, and are also quite fast as well themselves, runnning on all for hands(or legs? i don't know ). They usually have red eyes also, and thier spinal cord bones seem to protude slightly on thier back, along with spikes in different areas, and they also have a rather pointed head, with two lines of spikes going right down the middle. only thing about zerglings is, they don't have much natural protection(on a side note: thier not fond at all to large ammounts of fire, like flame throwers and the such). That, my friend, is the hideous creature known as a zergling. of course, these (like most zerg units) come in large swarms most of the time.

=============================================also no blames on kovu for not knowing i'm a Protoss fan, and that i wouldn't attack Tassadar , since i hardly ever talk about StarCraft anymore it seems, but lets replace Tassadar with,hmmmmm, 12 zerglings will do

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BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who was surrounded by clawing zerglings, was trying to fend them off with his Karate Chops. then, he just got frustrated and lobbed a whole lot of fireballs at them, causing them to be blown to tiny pieces of flesh and blood.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ looked around at the chaos that surrounded him, the noise and comotion pounding on his brain.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then cast the Silence spell on Everything and Everyone in the room*

Kovu, who was running from Duke Nukem, stopped running cause he couldn't hear himself scream. he then spoke, cept instead of sounds, it came out like the old fashion movies did, on a seperate slide of text

Kovu: why do i not hear my screaming?

Kovu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OLD MOVIE SYNDROME!!!!!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: aaaaahhhhhhh, peace and quiet.

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ sits down and gets himself a goblet of Sindarin Wine*

But, cause they were fighting, they continued to fight anyway, even if they couldn't hear themselves or eachother, or thier fists hitting the other's face, they still fought, for no reason