sorry, as i said in some other posts, i was away at Christian Camp btw, thanx for keeping the topic alive i'm most likely gonna be rusty because i was away, but oh well.

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BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who was strapped to the seat, dazed by the fact that everyone was sucked outta the ship, then went outta dazedness.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Scotty, full reverse!

some unknown rabbit: (in a timid voice) my names isn't scotty though, sir.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: erm, i don't care, i'll just call u scotty cause it sounds better, reverse, now!

*and the ship went into Hyper-Reversal Space, which was taxing on the 2 rabbit's stomachs.

A rabbit named Scotty: Sir, bo-bo-body pieces detected sir!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: WAT? this can't be....

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then sees a plothole*

*then a lightbulb popped over BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's head, then crashed down on it*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ow! erm, lets see... a ha! My PlotHole Thingamajig(let this be known that this is considered a REAL word by Microsoft)!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: lets see, if i tune it a little this way, and press a few of these, and then maybe add in a little spam for fuel, a Ha!

*out of the plot hole in outter space a 652 year old human appeared in a tuxedo with a Vacum cleaner*

Old Man: Hi, i'm David Oric(how do u spell that?). i'd like u to try my new Dirt Devil 9000XL 32 with a side of spam, biased Deluxe Edition of my vacum cleaner. Watch as this vacum can clean these rather disgusting body parts in space.

*the Vaccum cleaner sucked all of the pieces up*

*then he unzips the bag part way*

David Oric: and yet the body parts are still intact, especially if u want to sell these parts on Z-bay to a needy sick person. so i incourage u to try our 10 day trial of our vaccum, and if ur not satisfied, we'll give u these bodyparts free. let me demonstate the power again

*he then turns it on, while accidentally sucking himself in*

David Oric: oh dang nabbit... oh well, call 1-800-Try-this-vaccum.com

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: right... Scotty, pull the vacum in with the tractor beams!

Scotty: but we don't farm...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Idiot! whoever made u co-pilot is one of the stupidest idiotic numbskulls i've ever, and shouldn't even be here! who made u co-pilot?

Scotty: U did, sir.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oh... ummmm... heh heh... just pull in the vaccum!

Scotty: Aye Aye, sir!

*they pulled in the vaccum thingie*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then walks over and picks it up*

David Oric: LET ME OUT! I'M A CELEBRITY! I HAVE A GOOD LAWER Y'KNOW!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: after i contain the plothole...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then puts the plot hole in his Plot Hole Thingamajig*

David Oric: HOW ABOUT NOW?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: in a sec... hmmmmmmmm.... i could use the recollection spell....

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ started chanting inaudible words, which means he wasn't really chanting, or it seemed like that... I'm confused!*

*a white light hit the bag suddenly, regrouping all the body parts onto the correct bodies*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then fainted from basically ressurecting every taverner, luckilly his head hit the reverse button on the vacuum, causing everyone to pop out of the vaccum*

Batty Buddy: We're... Alive...?

Kovu: Yes.... yet... something isn't right...

*Kovu looked down*

Kovu: Yikes! i have br... erm, a chest! i seem to be in Ducky's body!

*ducky looked down noticing she was in a tux*

Ducky: AHHHHHH! THE TORTURE! THE AGONY! THE IRONY!!!!!!!!! i'm in David Oric's body! WHY ME?!?!?!?!?!!?

*and everyone looked down, noticing they were in someone else's body*

Defalcon: BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, wake up!

*unfortuneatly BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ was unconcious and couldn't reverse the spell for the moment*

Kovu: SOMEONE GET SMELLING SALTS!

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so how was that for a returning to the tavern post? and btw, whoever said i was the guy with all the ideas, i'm not, i just merely supplied a main plot adventure



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