MWAHAHAH I’m back, and with the power of Wireless Cable Internet (Sprint wireless)!!! MWAHAHAHAHA... *cough* erm, ok, so, I was away for a short while using my new found power of my new everlasting internet to my heart's content. Anyhow, I was going to post a few parts, but then my internet disconnected, then I reconnected, then I pressed submit, and it says u have to sign in, so I go back to copy it to the clipboard and it's gone! The Horror! (This used to happen to me a lot). Anyhow, now I shall post a part. btw, good postin' all, very good stuff, I just wish we could, like, make a book outta of all the happenings of the tavern and sell it erm, enough rambling for now...

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BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, who was now captain of the flying tavern ship thingamabob, just realized he didn't like hamburgers (I really don't ). upon this realization, it sparked a transceived thought from Kovu and Tar- erm, Unknown.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oh my... Kovu is being forced to marry some arch-evil maiden and Unknown is stuck trying to help him.

Ducky: how do u know that?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: I don't know, it just sounds like a good plot ... ANYHOW, we must SAVE them! Scotty!...

Batty Buddy: he's dead

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oh ya, that's right... forgot. Batty Buddy put the ship in. erm, someone else be the Throttle Master, I don't trust Batty .

Batty Buddy: hey! That’s not nice!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: I elect... David Orek! Your Throttle Master!

David Orek: but I only appear on stupid commercial trying to sell overpriced vacuums, not a throttle master...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: all u do is just move the throttle forward and back.

Mr. Orek: ok, well, fine.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: To hyperspace... towards... wherever the heck they are... I don't u, u figure out Ducky.

*And so the ship flew through time and space, and was sued for copyright infringement on many accounts, until finally the deep narrator voice said they arrived at the AEVW's ship, the... "Womenz R Eval" ship (i know I’m gonna get slapped soon)*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: GenEX, open COM frequencies with the, erm...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ felt a glare of many females*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ... that ship!

*All of a sudden the screen showing the map of the current galaxy was replaced by a picture showing the AEVW about to french Kovu*

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ coughed*

AEVW: huh? Oh! Peeping tom are ya?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: No…

Kovu: BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, could you please... GET US OUTTA HERE!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!

Unknown: Ya, she was trying to make me the Best Man, so, plz, get is out of here.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: AEVW, I ask that you give back those two rabbits.

AEVW: No! He shall be my dark love, and we shall rule the universe with an iron fist, and wreak havoc across it. We shall be worshipped as deities, and shall be deeply in love and have dark offspring to assassinate us later to claim the throne! You shall not take my love away, nor the Best Man.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: You know, u just sound as bad as some of the hopeless love wanting women on those Anime shows.

AEVW: Thou dare mocks me?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmmm....

*an idea popped into BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's head, a quite rather evil idea though*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: why would u want those puny souls anyhow?

AEVW: Because the one I love is teeming with power that could be used for our dark purposes.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: humph. Them?...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ laughs hysterically*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ... oh, you’re pulling my leg, right?

AEVW: what is the meaning of this!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then pulls out 2 edited contracts that used to be release forms signed by Unknown and Kovu*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: well, they are simply my slaves, u silly woman!

AEVW: WHAT?!?!?!?

Kovu: WHAT?!?!?!?!!?

Unknown: WHAT?1?!?!?!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Yes, I own them both. And as far as I know, it goes against the code of evil to free slaves from their master, for that is a deed of good.

*Kovu realizes BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's plan*

Kovu: oh... *cough* yes, that's right, Master.

*Kovu elbows Unknown*

Unknown: Ow! ... erm, yes, that is correct, we live to serve our master!

AEVW: I CAN"T BELIEVE I FEEL IN LOVE WITH A SLAVE! ARG! You can have these weaklings!

*AEVW the presses the yellow button, shooting them both off in a small tube*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Slayer, pull them in with the tractor beam!

Slayer: who made u Captain?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: well... that's beside the point, pull them in!

*So Slayer reluctantly pulled the tube in, muttering about that he should be at a gun turret instead*

*Kovu and Unknown walk out of the tube and onto the bridge*

Kovu: that was some great trick, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ.

Unknown: ya, kudos to ya man.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Who said it was a trick?

*a devilish grin spread on BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's face*

Kovu: wa-wa-wat do ya mean?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: U knows what I mean. Now u may go clean my laundry pile in Sector 8.

AEVW: They weren't your slaves originally?!?!!?

*Slayer then realized he forgot to turn off the COM system*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Slayer, I’m demoting u to turret gunner!

Slayer: OK!

AEVW: u shall feel my wrath!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Well, that's too bad, but Ta Ta!

Hyperspace!

*The whole ship was silent*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: *cough* I said... HYPERSPACE!

David Orek: Erm... this picture of some booster looking doohickey is red.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Why me...

*the Womenz R... erm, I mean AEVW's Ship started opening fire upon the Wartavern Ship Thingamabob*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: All hands man the Turrets! Man the Fighters! Man the SnackBar!

*Everybunny started (wo)manning their stations*

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There ya go, I finally posted, so continue :P

And if it matters, as far as fastfood goes, I like: Chicken Tenders, Corn Dogs, WienerSchenzal(sp?) fries, and Curley Fries (that's discluding any deserts)

(and in other unrelated information, Doohickey and Thingamabob is also part of the Microsoft’s dictionary along with Thingamajig.)