And soon insued the titanic battle between the spooty War Tavern ship and the gigantic,

brand spanking new comb shaped EAVW ship.

"Fire all ouchful guns!" Beauman snapped, when the comb shaped ship fired a single blast that blew up the whole ship.

Luckily, the taverners were sucked up by a exhaust thingy.

"No, our big bootiful ship just blew up!" Defalcon moaned.

"No, not you all again!" EAVW snapped, and her robo minions, toting giant comb shaped axes, attacked the Tavern folk.

But suddenly...

*instert dramatic theme music here*

"Tada, I"m Comb Man, fighting for JUSTICE!" A cheesy superhero said, and threw combs like ninja stars, slicing the robominions in half.

"Now for you, Evil Arch VIllian Woman!"

He threw a comb which smacked EAVW into a convinently placed nearby interdimensional portal.

And so, triumphantly, Comb Man flew away.

"So, uh, guys, we are now in control of a ship capable of destroying planets...wooo!"

And so began the reign of the War Taverners(with the remains of the War TAvern stuck up in the cargo hold) control of a ultra destructive force.