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BæÅüMàÑ

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Joined: May 2001

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BæÅüMàÑ is doing well so far

Jul 24, 2001, 09:07 PM
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just got back from bible study, found a dumb note right after my mom left saying it was moved to a Taco Bell a mile away, so i walked through the "bad part of town during twilight" (quoted from my mom). So, all i can say is faith in Jesus rox(and may cause loss of wieght, woohoo!). well, back to the story

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BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ observes the rather advanced technology of the gigantic ship.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Hmmmm... this is a rather nice ship... a little outdated in my opinion, compared to ours...

*mutters about someone eating the super advanced gun turrets*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ... anyhow... i think i'll work on the ship to try and modify it... and as for who will be in temporary command... hmmmmm

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ looks around the ship, looking at all the pleading eyes from the people who wanted to be Captain*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Hmmmmm...

*David Orek was hiding in the corner trying not to be picked*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: tempting... yet nah... hmmmmmm....

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ (thinking): Hmmmmm... Slayer is too Gun-Hoe, Batty Buddy is too, erm... batty... David Orek is too incompetant, Unknown is a little bit too lone... bah... i'll go with Ducky...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Oi! Ducky! u can command in my abscence.

Ducky: but i don't wanna command...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: i don't care, ur gonna command anyhow. I've known u longest so i trust u.

Ducky: ok, i guess...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and don't feel too bad if u have to be an Iron Maiden either for some reason people don't like Female captains, most likely cause Women are insane...

Ducky: Hey!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: anyhow, before i even open my mouth more to get slapped by all the women on this ship, i shall depart to upgrade the ship.

*and thus, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ went to the back of the ship to "upgrade" it*

Ducky: ok... well, everybunny to thier stations, set warp to...

*meanwhile, in the back of the ship*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmm... lets see...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ pulled out his Techno-Magical custom laptop, along with a suit-case with bunches of tools*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmmmm, the central computer on this ship are dinosaur... which is surprising since most arch evil villans have high tech everything... oh well, i guess i shall upgrade. hmmmmm... needs a new central proccessing unit, an automatic booster configurator, a better sensor unit, it could really use a cloaking device... maybe a better targetting system to go with it... possibly even an auto-turret configurative upgrade, and auto-shield strengthing...(interesting at my ATEMPT to make it sound somewat complicated)... this shall be a fixer upper here.

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ hooked up his magi-laptop to the computer*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ:hmmmmmmmmmm...

*and so BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ started work on the ship as Ducky planned on setting the coordinates to some other place in the universe*

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this short compared to my usual :P hopefully Ducky will be around to post the next part.

(warning: this was not checked in word, so don't complain about mistakes)

*mutters about the thing not including his signature*

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