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Meanwhile Psycho and Slayer were wandering through ad esert nearby the last place they left behind. There they saw a caravan full of camels. Psycho ran to the caravan and bumpd into a tree. 'Oasisi, perhaps?', Slayer sarcastically remarked. Psycho just couldn't laugh. 'Yo, slay, there's a caravan. Walk to it'. S:ay saw it and walked towards it, while Psycho grinned. A miracle was that it was a caravan and not an oasis. Psycho mumbled. He walked to the caravan he pointed and bumped into a tree. 'Not all parts are realistic. Just this tent and this camel.' Psycho stroke the camel. 'AAAAAAAAAH...CACTUS'. SLayer laughed and said to the arabian man across him: 'nice to see him sufer, ain't it?'. The arabian guy stared right into Slay's eyes. He grabbed his gun and putted it against Slay's head. 'Oasisses are overracting. Fake gun of yours.' He pulled the trigger and felt a bullet slash through his hand. Psycho laughed evry hard. The guy shot Psycho. There they layed, lifeless and stiff like cold bodies in a hot desert. An angel came down to get them to bunnyheaven. 'Dear rabbits, please join me in my journey to heaven.' Psycho looked and said:'Then can we get pass by the MCDonalds, cause im starving from hunger. ' The angel called the allmighty GOD. 'Yo, GOD, what should i do with them.' 'Let them live, they are cool' GOD spoke. Slay and Psycho saw wound heal and stood up. 'Bye angel, but i've got one alst word for you. It's a song that i wrote for my good old pal shaggy:
Shooby dooby dooby doo woi
Shooby doo
Oh
Shooby doo dooby doo boi oi
Yeah, ah
Girl, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
Girl, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady
Life is one big party when you’re still young
But who’s gonna have your back when it’s all done
It’s all good when you’re little, you have pure fun
Can’t be a fool, son, what about the long run
Looking back Shorty always mention
Said me not giving her much attention
She was there through my incarceration
I wanna show the nation my appreciation
Girl, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
Girl, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady
You’re a queen and so you should be treated
Though you never get the lovin’ that you needed
Could have left, but I called and you heeded
Takin’ a beatin’, mission completed
Mama said that I and I dissed the program
Not the type to mess around with her emotion
But the feeling that I have for you is so strong
Been together so long and this could never be wrong
Girl, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
Girl, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady
Uh, uh
Girl, in spite of my behavior, said I’m your savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender, say girl I surrender
(Thanks for giving me your love)
Girl, in spite of my behavior, well, you are my savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender, well, girl I surrender
(Said thanks for giving me your love)
Now life is one big party when you’re still young
And who’s gonna have your back when it’s all done
It’s all good when you’re little, you have pure fun
Can’t be a fool, son, what about the long run
Looking back Shorty always mention
Said me not giving her much attention
She was there through my incarceration
I wanna show the nation my appreciation
Girl, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
Girl, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady
Girl, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel
Girl, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady
The angel looked at PSycho anmd said: 'Originally figured. Sorry, but i can;t go out with you, see you later...soon i hope for me...uhm...ya'. She disappeared and there theyw ere. Not in the hot sand anymore, but teleported right in the quarters of their main enemy Devan. Thet were eye in eye with Devan and hushed him before he could call the guards. 'Give me one good reason to put my paw in your stomach and pull your liver out and drink it out with my spoon', PSycho said. 'Hygienical reasons', Slay remarked. 'Hush, SLay. I'm ttrying to be a scary evil murder. 'Oh, right'
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