GenEX

uh? I think we left Slayer and Psycho behind. Lemme get them over here, we'll need them this time...
GenEX:TELEPORTATION!
*Slayer and Psycho fly thru space at 20x the speed of light but are not hurt when they landed on the ship*
Slayer: GENEX! WE WERE ABOUT PULVERIZE DEVAN SHELL YOU MOR-
GenEX:You'll get to pulverize something better than turtles, and lots of 'em too...
Slayer and Psycho stared with a malicious grin, not listening to what GenEX said.
GenEX:Alright, did you hear m- AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!
Slayer and Psycho were trying to rip GenEX apart!
GenEX: OW! Ouch! Don't do that! Grrrr... OW! That's it! OW!!! PSYCHOKINESIS!!!
Slayer and Psycho were floating in the air, arms behind their backs. A few rabbits clapped at this and some whistled and Beaumon even tried selling GenEX T-shirts(I know I'm going overboard but it MUST be silly

).
GenEX: I'll buy one! *reaches into his wallet* Ummmm... will gold do?
Beaumon had a greedy look in his eyes.
Beaumon: Uhhhhhhhhh... No... MORE!
GenEX knew he was being ripped of so he asked,"what's the cost?"
Beaumon: 20 lbs of golden bars...
GenEX:IN CARROTUS CURRENCY?!
Beaumon: Oh, er, ummmmm, $20.
GenEX pulls out a weird looking scale.
GenEX:Somebody please put $20 dollars on this scale. I won't take it.
Nobody did.
GenEX:I'll give them 1 lb. of gold...
Ducky stepped up.
Ducky

ere.
GenEX

k, now then, I'll put the $20 dollars on one side and the gold on the other. It says 2 pounds of gold equal $20. Here you go Beaumon.*grins*
Beaumon:Uhhh, thanks. Grrrr...
GenEX heard him and used a spell that caused GenEX's face to leer the opposition.
Beaumon: WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!! HHEELLPP!!!!!
The spell stopped.
Beaumon: That guy is a monster!
GenEX:No, "that guy" has a spell that can give him the face of one of his other identities: Atma Weapon.
Everybody panicked.
GenEX: BUT, I'll only use it if somebody turns against me.
Just then, a red light started flashing.
GenEX: I've seen Star Truck enough times to know that something bad is happening.
Sure enough, the Toad Star used its tractor beam to pull them in.
GenEX: For this mission, I give orders *nobody dared to argue*. OK, we'll let them pull us in, then maybe we can rescue Bucky O' Hare and his crew.
Now, arm your blasters, as Bucky would say,"All hands, battlestations! LET'S CROAK SOME TOADIES!!!"
All the rabbits cheered and armed themselves.
Somebody continue please.
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