Ya, Gen, remember? our ship got destroyed and we recovered the wreckage and took over the EAVW ship as ours. of course, it seems that the tavern is returned to normal :P.

Now that GenEx's plot is over, and, some other plots are going, and... i don't know, the tavern is quite alive, i shall post again, after losing 3 previously attempted posts which i left a while, and then tried to press the back button, but found out that the EVIL JCF has an auto-refresh thingie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so basically, i have to time my posts now so i don't have go and watch Mobile Suit Gundam :P

*cough* anyhow, now back to posting, and realizing Ducky isn't a good person to rely on to post parts :P

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*with the snap of his fingers, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's captain's robes (don't ask) changed into the usual host clothing*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Ladies and Gentlebunnies, lil' wabbits (no relation to the true lil' wabbit is in the post) and other creatures, i present to u... CANNIBAL FEUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the crowd goes wild, the cheering almost blowing off the roof*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: todays Cannibal "Defender of it's Life" Victim, is... Al Capone!

GenEx: Al Negator!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: excuse me, Al Negotiator!

GenEx: NEGATOR!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: it seems that GenEx is challenging N E gator to fight him. will any gattors fight him?

(good twist of words, huh? :P)

GenEx: STUPID IDIOT! I mean...

*suddenly a bunch of gators started "gatorpiling" on top of GenEx*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Feel free to watch either event!!! Now, who will fight Al Negotiator?!?!?!

*the crowd was then silent*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ok, then i shall pick a random audience member

*the doors of the tavern all of a sudden shut and locked*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: lets see, who to pick... hmmmmmmmm... oi! u! newbie!

*the newbie rabbit's blood drains from his body, turning him snow white*

Some Wabbit: M-M-M-me?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: yes, u!

*the audience throws him up*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and now, RELEASE AL NEGOTIATOR!

*Al Negator came out of his pen*

Al Negator: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG! I'LL KILL U ALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Al Negator raised his gun*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: *sighs* when will big bad bully types learn...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then aimed his finger at the gun, causing it to rise out of Al's hands, and float into BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's hands*

Al Negator: HEY! THAT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Hmmm... a rather old gun, but a rather nice one... this could fetch a good price... i know...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ turns on the microphone again*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: WHOEVER DEFEATS Al Negotiator gets a 30% discount at my store!!! now... as for the current rabbit, let cannibal feud... BEGIN!!!!!!

*Al Negator roars with anger, towering over the timid Newbie*

Some Wabbit: uh-uh-ummmmmmm...

*the Newbie faints where he stood*

(Am i really mean to newbies or wat? :P)

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: it seems that this newbie has fainted... i believe that when the challenger faints before biting, he is disqaulified.

*some rabbits come onto the platform, pulling the newbie off*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ok, our next challenger will be...

any takers?

Voice: I will...

*all the taverners looked around, looking for whoever said that*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and our challenger is.... Wakeman, the owner of the famous newspaper, "Carrotus Stuff", and owner of the CS17 TV station!

*many female rabbits fell over and fainted

in joy at the site of Wakeman*

(do i have any right to use his name? no, but wat the heck, it'll make for a good plot :P)

Wakeman: Erm... Right... It was my birthday, and, someone said I should drop by the tavern for once (which he should), and since your needing a contestant, i'll be glad to oblige...

*the tavern cheers, throwing Wakeman onto the platform*

Wakeman: ow! hey!...

Al Negator: I'M GONNA CRUSH U!!!!!!!!!

Wakeman: hey... whoa... how'd i get myself into this mess?

*Al Negator lunges at Wakeman, which, Wakeman being quick footed, steps out of the way, which Al Negator smashed into the invisible magic wall of the arena*

Al Negator: ow... why u little...

*Al Negator lunges again, except this time, with all his strength*

Wakeman: oh! a Carrotus Dime!

*Wakeman bends over, Al lunging over Wakeman into another wall, out cold*

Wakeman: huh?

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ levitates down to the platform*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: The WINNER! Wakeman! who shall recieve a 30% discount at my "Weaponz & Other Stuff shop"!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ hands him the certificate*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and since the defender didn't lose by being eaten, FREE GATOR FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!

*a bunch of rabbits rushed onto the platform, rushing to take a taste of the Gator*

*avoiding all the rabbits, as usual, he grabbed a drink to go and dissapeared out of the tavern*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: currently we have no other defenders, so, Cannibal feud shall come to a close for a time being. I am ur host, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, and this was... CANNIBAL FEUD!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then apparated to his store desk, sipping on a goblet of Sindarin Wine*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: For Sale, a Bucky o' Hare Novelty item, Negator's Gun! for only, Ç85,000!

*some Bucky O' Hare rabbits rushed up to the counter, offering lots of money, while GenEx was left unnoticed, still being wrestled by aligators*



As the taverners enjoyed themselves, Devan VERY SLOWLY advanced towards the tavern from half-way around the planet

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there, don't kill me Wakeman :P... AND WHY DON'T THE STICKING OUT TONGUE SMILES WORK?!?!?!? i like those smilies :P...