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Kovu aka Alec

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Kovu aka Alec is doing well so far

Aug 3, 2001, 06:39 AM
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*mumbles*fine

Some OTHER turtle that ISN'T Devan in a ANOTHER snowmobile trying to get to the War Tavern says.

"Hmm, it's taking to long for the sNoWmO'bIlE (tm) to get the the War Tavern, Mumbling Peon?"

"Uh huh?" Mumbling Peon mumbled.

"Activate the uLtRaAa (tm) rocket boosters!"

"Oh-kay." Mumbling peon mumbles. And the sNoWmO'bIlE (tm) with it's uLtRaAa (tm) rocket boosters flew through the sky and crashed into the War Tavern.

"It floats!" Someone said.

SomeTurtleOther Than Devan(STOTD) went hurtling into the Cannibal Fued arena, while all his soldiers died in the sNoWmO'bIlE crash, cause they didn't have there tray table up, and there seat back in the upright

position

IN ALBAQUQUE!

So anyway STOTD is in the Cannibal Fued arena when some bunny screams,

"Oh no! STOTD! We shall all die!" As he jumps off a cliff.

Suddenly, a far italian plumber with a red hat andmustache bursts through the wall,

and the airy, orchestral music that had filled the tavern from the word go changed to a series of beeps boops and buhs.

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BA BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP BOOP, BEEP BA BEEP, BEE BO BEE BE BEEP BA BAA BAP, BEEP BOO BEEP BUH BUH BUH!

And so the fat italian plumber with a red hat and a moustache jumps on STOTD's shell, which causes him to fly out of it, then picks

up the shell and throws it at STOTD, and jumps a impossible height to a bunch of floating coins and out the other wall.

But his music lingers!(Duh duh daa kinda but not really foreboding plot part)

"Blast, foiled again." Deva--STOTD says.

"Silly turtle, this tricks not for kids!"

Meanwhile, Gen's plot continues somewherelse so on so forth et cetera et cetera...
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