Unknown Rabbit ran in with a huge ten ton marker that he couldn't possibly hold but did anyway and started drawing "Ooby Doo, I wa" before he ran out of room on everyone. Kovu instantly shot him with a bazooka that wouldn't have existed if it didn't and dunked his head in hot ice water. His tempature skyrocketed to where it had been, and he jumped in the "SAV TEH DUKKY FUND" (With backwards Ks) and shouted out "CHICKEN!" Meanwhile, Ducky lit a nearby cannon because she was partly on fire, and the cannon shot the whole Cannibal Feud arena out of the other dimensional Tavern. Unfortunaltely, some Bucky O' Hare villains were in it at the time practicing.



Kovu looked around the box, and noticed a 4 pound gold bar. Naturally, he pocketed it.



A newbie moderator (Not a real one) walked in the ceilling, and banned Kovu from eating bell bottoms because he personally attacked Ducky with a personal Bazooka. Said Bazooka, in anger, turned into gum and and stuck the newbie moderator on a wall. (His name was Joe.)



Batty Buddy brainstormed, then punched a nameless rabbit on the head for trying to eat his backpack. "Guys, I've got it! If this is a different dimension, it must be Inle' Ra!" Nobody cared, so he wrote it down. The rest of the rabbits paid no attention though, and Batty Buddy decided to go shopping for some loaves of Apples. He suceeded, resulting in a dutch pastry cook stealing them all for an experiment. It did not suceed, which is how the phrase Stolen Goods was disproved.



Suddenly, the Rubber Chickens that had been exploding for the past hour exploded all over everyone, resulting in everyone with cold feet being given a hot foot. Mister 20 toe jumped up in the air screaming bloody suicide, and ate some of his corns for substanence. Everyone in the Tavern groaned so loudly that 20 toe came down again, if only to yell at the rubber chicken goo silently.





BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ suddenly used the powers that don't be, never did be and never will be to restore the Tavern to its final resting place, err, I mean original position. A pity there were some innocent bystanders in the spot at the time, but they all had life insurance. Of course, life insurance only applies when you're alive, not quashed by a Tavern, but it sounds good anyway.



Unknown Rabbit dribbled rubber chicken goo as he showed everyone how he had played Tarzan in inner space using rafters, some of which got on BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ. Therefore, Unknown Rabbit was banned from using sink pots on dragons for the rest of the past.



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