What has Blacksheep* been reading?
"Wait a minute," said Mr. Continuity, Mr. Knowitall's brother. "How did That Guy leave the War Tavern? ANTI-TUBBS said that nobody could get in or out because of all the bricks!" After making this brilliant deduction, Mr. Continuity walked around the Tavern, thinking, walking, walking into the knife thrown at Ducky... (You all know what happend next, the tears, the broom, the angry Ducky...) After all that had happened, a Rabbit got out from under the bar, where he had been hiding. 'You are right! I am the real Unknown Rabbit, the one who left was Nobody in disguise!"
(In deep narrator voice
And there was much crying, for now the still living creatures knew that Nobody couldn't kill them. And that Nobody wouldn't kill them. etc...
"Why don't we listen to some music?" asked Blacksheep*, cowering under a table. "Good idea," said Tubbs, turning on the radio. <>We interrupt this program. The mad turtle, Devan Shell, has escaped custody. He was last seen heading in the general direction of the War Tave<> Tubbs quickly turned it off. "Devan Shell is the murderer! But where is he?" Slowly, one of the creatures there started pulling off a mask...
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