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Doubble Dutch · Jun 30, 2006, 05:21 AM

I dunno if this belongs in the War Tavern or not, but I think its Loristic enough to sit here. I think we should all make a story about what would've happened if Lori had really been Spaz's girfriend instead of sister.

Nothing big and oardered like the story by all of us, just a collection of musing paragraphs and such. I want to know what everyone thinks would happen. [Please keep it moderately serious] So in upholding my tradition of being a sick, sick lil girl here is the first chaptergraph:

The lost future

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Eva deftly ducked behind the door. It would be nice to have 4 inches of solid oak between her and the paparatzi, Yeesh, you marry a sodier of fortune that just happened to save your whole planet twice and the press wouldn't leave you alone. She became graduly aware of someone else in the room. She was a young yellow rabbit [younger than Eva anyway, the makeup covered the wrinkles] in fact, it appeared she had stumbled into the girls bedroom, which she was still apparently unpacking into. "You must be with Jazz, I heard his brother is taking the chance of free food and bord while my mother is feeling grateful, so what are you? Cousin?' The yellow rabbit smiled uncertainly "Well, I'm with his brother actually; we just got engaged. My names Lori" She held upa ringed finger. Eva stared "Umm, thats a Crackerjack decoder ring." Lori sniffed "Well, we can't all marry royalty, besides, its the thought that counts."

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Yes, I have too much spare time

Strato · Jun 30, 2006, 09:10 AM

Are they supposed to be inter-connected events?

Doubble Dutch · Jun 30, 2006, 09:05 PM

Eh, if you want. I'm just curious

NovaStar · Jul 2, 2006, 05:57 PM

That was so confusing, I thought Lor Lor was saying she was Spaz's brother and was engaged to him.

Doubble Dutch · Jul 3, 2006, 04:16 AM

Well *you* write something!

Besides, I'm constantly sleep deprived, it explains a lot.

Ninja 101 · Jul 5, 2006, 04:15 AM

She couldn't get a 24 carrot ring. Spaz would eat the carrots.

NovaStar · Jul 6, 2006, 12:52 AM

Well, if all that HAD happened, I would say Devan would captured Lola, Jazz and Eva and not Spaz as he thought Spaz wouldn't be up to it. Capture the worldness!

...whatever...

Ninja 101 · Jul 7, 2006, 04:14 AM

Lola?!!
Who the 'ell is Lola?!!

NovaStar · Jul 7, 2006, 04:29 AM

Whom I refer to as the yellow bunny Spaz fell for. I forgot to change it to Lori.

Google "Lola Bunny" and look how similar she is to Lori!

Ninja 101 · Jul 7, 2006, 04:36 AM

aaaah.

Jun 30, 2006, 05:21 AM	#1
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	The lost future I dunno if this belongs in the War Tavern or not, but I think its Loristic enough to sit here. I think we should all make a story about what would've happened if Lori had really been Spaz's girfriend instead of sister. Nothing big and oardered like the story by all of us, just a collection of musing paragraphs and such. I want to know what everyone thinks would happen. [Please keep it moderately serious] So in upholding my tradition of being a sick, sick lil girl here is the first chaptergraph: The lost future - - - Eva deftly ducked behind the door. It would be nice to have 4 inches of solid oak between her and the paparatzi, Yeesh, you marry a sodier of fortune that just happened to save your whole planet twice and the press wouldn't leave you alone. She became graduly aware of someone else in the room. She was a young yellow rabbit [younger than Eva anyway, the makeup covered the wrinkles] in fact, it appeared she had stumbled into the girls bedroom, which she was still apparently unpacking into. "You must be with Jazz, I heard his brother is taking the chance of free food and bord while my mother is feeling grateful, so what are you? Cousin?' The yellow rabbit smiled uncertainly "Well, I'm with his brother actually; we just got engaged. My names Lori" She held upa ringed finger. Eva stared "Umm, thats a Crackerjack decoder ring." Lori sniffed "Well, we can't all marry royalty, besides, its the thought that counts." - - - Yes, I have too much spare time __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Jun 30, 2006, 09:05 PM	#3
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	Eh, if you want. I'm just curious __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Jul 2, 2006, 05:57 PM	#4
NovaStar JCF Member .__________. Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia Reputation:	That was so confusing, I thought Lor Lor was saying she was Spaz's brother and was engaged to him. __________________ NOM

Jul 3, 2006, 04:16 AM	#5
Doubble Dutch JCF Member An insignificat Drip. Joined: Mar 2004 Location: At the end [or beginning actually] of the world. Reputation:	Well you write something! Besides, I'm constantly sleep deprived, it explains a lot. __________________ nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur? /)_/) (^.^) ((")(")

Jul 5, 2006, 04:15 AM	#6
Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	She couldn't get a 24 carrot ring. Spaz would eat the carrots. __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!

Jun 30, 2006, 09:10 AM	#2
Strato JCF Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: On fire! Reputation:	Are they supposed to be inter-connected events?

Jul 6, 2006, 12:52 AM	#7
NovaStar JCF Member .__________. Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia Reputation:	Well, if all that HAD happened, I would say Devan would captured Lola, Jazz and Eva and not Spaz as he thought Spaz wouldn't be up to it. Capture the worldness! ...whatever... __________________ NOM

Jul 7, 2006, 04:14 AM	#8
Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	Lola?!! Who the 'ell is Lola?!! __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!

Jul 7, 2006, 04:29 AM	#9
NovaStar JCF Member .__________. Joined: Sep 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia Reputation:	Whom I refer to as the yellow bunny Spaz fell for. I forgot to change it to Lori. Google "Lola Bunny" and look how similar she is to Lori! __________________ NOM

Jul 7, 2006, 04:36 AM	#10
Ninja 101 JCF Member The BARON Of EVIL Joined: Jun 2006 Location: The Citadel of The Baron Reputation:	aaaah. __________________ Man cannot create an earthworm, Yet he creates Gods by the hundred!